Charecters you generally see in a men's hostel.

Charecters you generally see in a men's hostel.
    ( a different perspective)

1) The loud speaker.
              These guys thrive on gossips, they like to entertain people with stories, as long as the stories are not about you, you are sure to be entertained. Beware some of these might be pure fiction so do not try them at home.

2) The chimney

       Just make sure you wear goggles before you get to his room. Have the fire department in speed dial and rock on.

3) The vegetable

         He gets out of his coma once in 3 months, if you are lucky you might see him out once in your lifetime. How he survives without eating is what has puzzled many scientists for years!!

4) The freeloader

         This guy could teach you how to eat for an entire month without a single rupee. This under rated economist is sure to shed some of his wisdom in your time of need.

5) The nightcrawler

           These are creatures of the night, and like vampires they have very sensitive skin which burn when exposed to sunlight.

6) The grinder

       These people can eat literally eat anything, anytime, anywhere. The freeloaders usually wait near them for the leftovers.

7)  The observer

          He just usually stares.  You smile he stares,  you goof, fall, talk, shout, he will stick to staring, he observes your primitive primate behaviour and is amused by it.

         

8) The burner

       This guy knows how to burn money, he will spend 10, 000 rs of his money, get your money, then from a couple of other friends  and spend it all in a day. Becoming a temporary freeloader and till someone loans him some money which he could burn.

9) The DJ

       This guy will have  5.1 speakers, will add additional 2 more to his collection and turn the music volume to loudest possible limits, will keep his doors open so everyone can have fun hearing his stitty music at 2 in the morning. You can't complain because that is how democracy works.

10) The Coven

       This is an interesting group of people which is usually brought together by a singular interest or purpose, they are sure to never separate, they eat together, sleep, drink, even go to the loo together.