Complicated things- poetry

I have this knack for complicating things,
For example,
When they say,
An apple a day
keeps the doctor away,
An apple what kind of an apple,
Green or red?
If red has it got something
To do with our blood?,
Anyways why is blood red?,
Why isn't it green?
Green is everything fresh,
The grass,
The sign of new life,
The trees,
It's blue's wife,
The leaves,
The parrot, the cricket,
The pitch in cricket,
The good traffic sign,
Is all green,
But if away really means
So far away,
I mean,
Your are dead,
You skin is rotting,
With maggots and worms,
Eye are blotting and blurry,
Riding a giant ferry,
Made of lead,
What if lead dosen't float?
Ok made of wood,
Over the volcanic lava,
Trodding to the gates of hell,
But wood will burn,
But you are all dead anyway,
So you are far away
from the doctor,
There can't be doctors in hell,
They aren't sinners they save lives,
But  all doctors can only be either
A Muslim, Christian or a jew,
Even a hindu,
So if the "real God",
Finds out the the doctor hasn't
Been worshiping him,
His ass is gonna be handed
In a plate,
And hell is his fate.

So an apple a day
keeps the doctor away,
So an apple a day
keeps the doctor away?.